Songs >Dirty Jolly Tinker
Am There was a jolly tinker G And he came from Dungaree Am With a yard and a half of foreskin G Hanging down below his knee Chorus: Am G With his long dong diddly-whacker Am Over grown kidney cracker G Mother fucking baby fetcher Am G Am Hanging to his knees My lady she was dressing Dressing for the ball When she saw the jolly tinker Lashing piss against the wall "Oh tinker, oh tinker I'm in love with you Oh tinker, dear tinker Will half a dollar do?" He screwed her in the kitchen And he fucked her in the hall The servants cried, "By Jesus He'll be cramming on us all." There were fifty naked women Running up and down the hall Shouting, "Jesus Christ, Almighty Is he gonna fuck us all?" "Oh daughter, dear daughter You were a silly fool To get busy with a man With a tool like a mule" "Oh mother, dear mother I thought that I was able But he split me up the belly From my cunt up to my navel." Said the mother to the daughter "Why you are a goddamn whore! If he gave you twenty inches You would ask for twenty more."